How did I get 16 followers? Please unfollow me so that I can complete my ninja training. What, you don’t intend to? Remember Dwayne in Little Miss Sunshine when he found out he couldn’t become a jet pilot? That’s how you’re making me feel. LET ME FLY.
AS A NINJA.
GRATUITOUS PHOTO OF MYSELF
(This post is only a figment of your imagination.)
SShhh. Be vewwy vewwy quiet.
Shh. This is usually how I look.
shhh.
i hope your eyes hurt trying to read this because you’re not supposed to read it anyway because i’m sneaky-san and i’m not supposed to be seen.
